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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

This is why I don't really want to get married




Crap like this



Sure, I'd like to probably "be married" one day and share a house and a bank account with someone and maybe have kids or something. But I don't really want to "have a wedding". Weddings suck. Some girls have a princess-complex and they plan out their dream wedding and they make the guy do a bunch of stupid, embarrassing stuff like choreographed dancing and they spend a lot of money to make it "just right" and make a big deal about everything and nobody really cares.

I just don't like to draw a bunch of attention to myself. I wouldn't like to throw myself a big, expensive party either. I don't even like the attention from my birthdays, and a wedding would probably be 100 times worse. I know that weddings are important for the family and it's a really fun thing for the bride to think about and plan their whole lives and everything. I get that. Just please don't make me learn a dance and perform it with you in front of everybody.

My "dream wedding"? A low-key, no-drama event where everybody is having a good time and listening to some great music (picked by me) and eating food and talking to each other and maybe after dinner some impromptu hip-hop dance party. No histrionics. No weird attention-grabbing theatrics by the wedding couple. I just couldn't deal with all of the forced attention.

3 comments:

amber belmonte. said...

you mean you don't want everyone to bust out + do "the slide".. weird.

again, i agree completely.

Alexis Treese said...

ya, i feel you. If we could do it all over again we'd go low key and take the rest of the money and RUN!

Patty Fingers said...

good luck cloning yourself, legalizing gay marriage and then marrying yourself.

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