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Monday, March 16, 2009

What a fear-mongering clown




I hate Glen Beck with every fiber of someone else's being, having already filled all of my fibers.

This guy is such a clown. Here's the intro to his "revolutionary" show about how bad it sucks to be irrelevant and a dinosaur in our changing America landscape. Man, wealthy white men haven't been leading our country for 2 months and Beck's totally freaking out about it. Methinks this lunatic doth protest too much. I can't wait to see him after 8 years of the Obama administration. He'll probably be a sad, Gollum-type character by then, pining for his "precious" (white supremacy).

Look at him pretend to cry while invoking 9/11 and ( ahem... tear*) soldiers. This man is what I imagine Satan is like. Real talk.



This guy is the worst. He makes me embarrassed to have anything in common with him. Glen Beck makes me embarrassed to be a man, to be white, to speak english, to be LDS, to have eyeballs, to be alive. I hate that I have this much in common with Glen Beck.

I've been enjoying watching clips of his fear-mongering "war room" fear chamber, it's honestly the craziest thing I've ever seen on television. Hopefully Beck will start a cult and lead all his followers to some secluded island somewhere, where we won't have to deal with their insanity anymore.

I'm not the biggest Colbert fan, but his send-up of Beck's crazy, white status quo, torture-porn, fictitious doomsday "scenarios" was the funniest thing I've seen in awhile.




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