Britney Spears has some sort of big secret to share with you

FYI




Ummm, my guess is she is going to announce that she is expecting triplets from K-Fed's incredible virile seed. Or that she is buying the Neverland Ranch from MJ and she is announcing a new reality show called "So You Think You Can Be My New Chimpanzee/Best Friend". Or she is going to be the spokeswoman for a new, Cheeto-flavored Red Bull.