Here's a clip (from everythingisterrible) of a bunch of "Jesus & Mary" sightings from 2008.
Seriously. These were our news broadcasts in America last year. Amidst a recession and an election and the war in Iraq, we get "Cheesus".
TWO STATES! WE WANT TWO STATES! NORTH AND SOUTH! TWO STATES!
You are what you like.